By Maya Mogensen-
Hi everyone, Reginald Von Hausling the III here! Are you secretly harboring a grudge against someone, waiting earnestly for an opportunity to get retribution? Or are you the person that just likes pranks? April 1st, also known as April Fool’s Day, is almost here and it is the perfect day to pull a prank! In honor of this, I have pulled together a few easy, harmless, and affordable tricks that you can use to play on unsuspecting people.
The Mixologist: Mix a bag of Skittles, M&M’s, and Reese’s Pieces together in a bag and offer them to whomever you want.
The Waterboy: No, not watching the movie with Adam Sandler. You simply get a bunch of disposable water cups, fill them with water, and strategically place them around the floor of your target’s room.
Eating Mayonnaise: No, you do not have to eat mayonnaise, but you can deceive people into thinking you are. Simply get a Mayo container, clean it out, and put vanilla pudding in it. Then confidently walk around campus eating from the container with a spoon.
Vaseline High Fives: Most people love giving high fives. Make high fives extra fun this April Fool’s Day. All you have to do is put Vaseline on your hand and give high fives to anyone you pass.
Alarm Clocks: Alarm clocks are helpful, right? Not on April 1st. Get four or five old-school alarms and set them at the exact same time. Then hide them in your target’s room in random locations and watch them scramble to turn the alarm clocks off.
The All Time Prank: Drop hints to your roommate that you are planning a great April Fool’s prank, but do absolutely nothing. The better your acting skills and the more supplies you leave around your room, the more you can watch their paranoia grow. All you have to do is sit back and watch their self-destruction.
Happy April Fool’s Day and good luck in your pranking endeavors!
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